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11.06.2025 00:44

Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
No way
Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts